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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Acaprice14 : Sometimes I can be logical
Other times I can be a George W Bush
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Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

#19407529
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (6774)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32174) - you deserved it (3070)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45357) - you deserved it (9569)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

#304824
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78798) - you deserved it (7455)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

#261877
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56166) - you deserved it (12009)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34503) - you deserved it (460880)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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