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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4316
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abs_Seraph : I'm a university student living in Canada. I find some FMLs humorous and I find others as dramatic stories, much sympathy. I love expressing myself and I encourage everyone around me to do so.

Life can be very ironic, but it's fun when you get used to it. No matter what happens to me I'm usually able to find the irony in the things I go through and laugh.

Experience is invaluable.

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Abs_Seraph's favorite FMLs

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

#1986164
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47439) - you deserved it (7988)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she'd couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

#1967473
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40008) - you deserved it (2132)

On 05/15/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by FriendsZone (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

#1933691
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21224) - you deserved it (55122)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:57pm - love - by branded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

#1922791
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45020) - you deserved it (5917)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75415) - you deserved it (8412)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26877) - you deserved it (95664)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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