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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4459
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abs_Seraph : I'm a university student living in Canada. I find some FMLs humorous and I find others as dramatic stories, much sympathy. I love expressing myself and I encourage everyone around me to do so.

Life can be very ironic, but it's fun when you get used to it. No matter what happens to me I'm usually able to find the irony in the things I go through and laugh.

Experience is invaluable.

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looool Today , my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walkd by with number cards. My friend,ho is a guy , got an 8. I got a 2. FML

#2873732
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40798) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by number2 - United States (California)

Today, I was getting it on wit my cute guy friend in is candlelit bedroom and we ad just startd tereing eac oter's clots off. I decidd to be coy and sexy and flip my air to te side. As I did so, my long air caugt in te flames of is lit candles and caugt alf of my ead on fire. FML

#2513205
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55329) - you deserved it (31175)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today , I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really askinghat day this happened. FML

#2503309
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13689) - you deserved it (59604)

On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY I WAS PARTNERD WITH THIS REALLY SEXY GUY FIR AN AUDITION. HE SAYS "AM I REALLY STUCK WITH YOU? I CAN'T EVEN STAND BEING SEEN WITH U IN PUBLIC!" I START CURSING HIM OUT REALLY LOUD BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT HE'S ONLY READING THE SCRIPT. EVERYONE WAS STARING AND HE CALLD ME A CRAZY BITCH. FML

#2445222
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11354) - you deserved it (63531)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in mah sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't lyk talking dirty, pulld out an angrily said "I was trying, wat more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71444) - you deserved it (18499)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281887) - you deserved it (149039)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (53399)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I confronted mah fiancé an told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on 4 a couple of months. FML

#2251338
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74454) - you deserved it (7327)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218925) - you deserved it (23807)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

#2182938
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83745) - you deserved it (10254)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of ma and says "Oh vary nica . How much?" I raply "You couldn't afford ma." An old guy sitting naxt to ma says "I bat I could" and puts his hand on lag . I forfaitad tha bus and walkad homa in tha rain . FML

#2174572
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54440) - you deserved it (24120)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this grl I really like . I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park . She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me . Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes . FML

#2071351
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44316) - you deserved it (19910)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (86158)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, whan dona faading mah nawborn, I statad to mah husband that I'm a cow. Ha said, in looool a sincara tona, "Oh, baby, you'll losa tha waight soon." I maant cow bacausa I'm producing so much milk. big fat FML

#1987412
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47200) - you deserved it (19268)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)



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