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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (89038)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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