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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32083) - you deserved it (3049)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (2584)

On 03/11/2011 at 7:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9184) - you deserved it (37823)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (3290)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

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