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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abnuf : "Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid" John Wayne

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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59927) - you deserved it (7161)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102623) - you deserved it (274475)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63023) - you deserved it (7027)

On 04/04/2009 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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