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by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by Iman / 05/04/2009 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 8:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
- Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I… Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds… Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I…