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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (20288) - you deserved it (12043)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (17148)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (7322) - you deserved it (22123)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (2584)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (9529) - you deserved it (31178)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (30488) - you deserved it (2660)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (17382) - you deserved it (30636)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

#7842488 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (2323)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

#7837856 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21160) - you deserved it (2754)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

#7212033 (158)

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094 (137)

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384 (176)

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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (459)

I agree, your life sucks (137104) - you deserved it (19620)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (402937) - you deserved it (26905)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)