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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52898) - you deserved it (5323)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by Serum - United States (Kansas)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25627) - you deserved it (3974)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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