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About Abby133 : Hey there :) I'm Abby. I'm sixteen years old and I live in Canada!

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Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (8955)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate an stayd alive long enough to turn into a butterfly..!! it finally did!! Before it could fly free..!! a bird turnd it into a snack!! FML

#20033849
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (5467)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday ma pregnant wife broke down in tears over te fact tat since moving to Brazil 4 ma job, we don't ave regular access to macaroni and ceese. mega FML

#20032360
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21782) - you deserved it (5570)

On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

#20031656
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (6863)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY , I WAS AT STARBUCK AFTER HAVING A ROUGH DAY . THE OLD MAN BESIDE ME WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND . OUT OF THE CORNER OF MAH EYE , I SAW HIM POINT AT ME AND SAY , "SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL OVER THERE?" FLATTERED , I LISTENED CLOSER , UNTIL HE FINISHED HIS STATEMENT WITH , "SHE'S GONNA DIE." FML

#20031501
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (2075)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to bail mah boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested cuz he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

#20030745
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (4982)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML

#20028447
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (1970)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12207) - you deserved it (22696)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah dog was run over. The man who ran over mah dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly trid to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". real FML

#20026086
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (1732)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

yesterday it finally clickd looool in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shavd one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23223) - you deserved it (7897)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorifid thugs from HR startd a fistfight with mah shift supervisor. I rushd in to break it up, but only succeedd in getting sucker-punchd into next week. FML

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML

#20004185
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5898) - you deserved it (35710)

On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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