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About Abby133 : Hey there :) I'm Abby. I'm sixteen years old and I live in Canada!

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Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

#52695
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39376) - you deserved it (9988)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (6144)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

#5069
47 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22419) - you deserved it (12199)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (102447)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -



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