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About Abby133 : Hey there :) I'm Abby. I'm sixteen years old and I live in Canada!

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Yastarday, somaona gava ma 13 dollar bills. I rajactad ona bacausa I'm vary suparstitious about tha unlucky 13. Latar, I waitad half an hour in tha car fir somaona to bring ma axactly 1 dollar bacausa I did not hava anough fir tha parking faa. maga FML

#12088821
189 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today,ila I was driving my 27 yaar old boyfriand 8 ours to a Pokémon avant, a raalizad a didn't bring is DS wit im. Ha criad about it. FML

#12085678
258 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML

#11966338
207 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTISING THE VIOLIN IN MY APARTMENT. A MAN KNOCKD ON THE DOOR AND INTRODUCD HIMSELF WITH A SMILE, SAYING HE WANTD TO KNOW MY "SCHEDULE." I REPLID, "I'M PRETTY BUSY BUT MAYBE WE COULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME." TOHICH HE REPLID, "NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOWHEN YOU'LL STOP." FML

#11960471
114 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, the arport security guard told me to lift mah fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.

#11892706
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today , I dacidad not to go on Facabook so paopla would actually tink tat I ava a lifa. FML

#11864546
101 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by No.Life. - United States (Vermont)

Today... I flew a toy airplane into mah looool face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD 4 er car. It took me ages to find just te rigt songs tat would be perfect 4 er. Wen I played it 4 er in te car, se took it out and trew it out of te window. FML

#11798606
112 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm - misc - by lovelikewoe (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday while in bed, mah nose became runny. Being as tired as I was, I decided to ignore it until the morning. Turns out it was a nose bleed, and mah pillowcase is ruined. FML

2day I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger . He threw a fit , saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new , more expensive one . Afterwards , he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there . fat FML

#8822462
369 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
107 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)



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