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Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML
by onedollar / 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Money
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
by anonmys / 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML
by holly / 07/18/2010 at 10:18am / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
by BambooLove / 07/15/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Love
by No.Life. / 07/14/2010 at 12:09am / United States (Vermont) / Geek
by E or / 07/13/2010 at 9:41am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
by lovelikewoe / 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by RustyGuy / 03/05/2010 at 1:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Love
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2010 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Transportation
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous