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Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version
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