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by Anonymous / 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Miscellaneous
by IceCreamCraver / 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm / United Kingdom (Scottish Borders) / Health
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
by kylie / 08/10/2010 at 3:22am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United States (Connecticut) / Health
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
by Indigo_Kitten / 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by shitpile / 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
by LaRae17 / 08/04/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by jkin47 / 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
by fatty / 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by hAHAha Halo / 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Marie / 07/27/2010 at 3:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
by animelover / 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, I was hanging out with a friend and her boyfriend, when he decided to start a conversation…