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Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
by wakinginvegas87 / 09/05/2010 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2010 at 1:22am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
by jentea / 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
by Fmylife.25 / 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay / 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
by confused / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by WIno / 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
by ugly / 08/31/2010 at 8:11am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/24/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
by Sara1990 / 08/23/2010 at 7:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by diesel444 / 08/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids
by Eloy Ymer / 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Health
by nothanks / 08/22/2010 at 9:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
by captainocd / 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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