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by Stephie2009 / 10/30/2010 at 2:33am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Ginna / 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
by mrtut / 10/29/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
by yeaokay / 10/29/2010 at 1:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
by Fatality / 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by heshay / 10/28/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Love
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
by drunkfacebookuser / 10/23/2010 at 9:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
by maddiee. / 10/21/2010 at 11:20am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
by catattack78 / 10/21/2010 at 10:48am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 3:11am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
- Today, I was starting to jack off with what I thought was lotion. Not long after did I realize that… Today, my boss found out that I have been dating and sleeping with his daughter. I didn't know she… Today, after 5 months of completely no contact, my first boyfriend/love/the person I'd had sex with…