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AaronGuy
  • Town/Country : Cary, NC, America!
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1880
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AaronGuy : If you're here because you didn't like a comment, message me, I love a good debate.
If you're here because you liked a comment, message me, I love a good praising.
If you're here because you'd like to know more about me, message me, I'll tell you about myself.
If you're here because you think I'm a horrible person who deserves no place on Earth, you might be right.
If you're here for any other reason, message me, I'm usually around from three PM til' nine PM, EST.

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Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24502) - you deserved it (2464)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (3759)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML

#19537516
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29401) - you deserved it (2436)

On 04/27/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41913) - you deserved it (3002)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41913) - you deserved it (3002)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

#19488844
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22838) - you deserved it (2252)

On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

#19459497
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36048) - you deserved it (7484)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (2774)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (2039)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (5698)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20734) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20734) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14619) - you deserved it (6069)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36782) - you deserved it (3392)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (2579)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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