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AaronGuy
  • Town/Country : Cary, NC, America!
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AaronGuy : If you're here because you didn't like a comment, message me, I love a good debate.
If you're here because you liked a comment, message me, I love a good praising.
If you're here because you'd like to know more about me, message me, I'll tell you about myself.
If you're here because you think I'm a horrible person who deserves no place on Earth, you might be right.
If you're here for any other reason, message me, I'm usually around from three PM til' nine PM, EST.

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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
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I agree, your life sucks (70944) - you deserved it (8743)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

#19721
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I agree, your life sucks (22199) - you deserved it (1898)

On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14770) - you deserved it (1448)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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