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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2549
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AaronGuy : If you're here because you didn't like a comment, message me, I love a good debate.
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Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML

#13383261
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10825) - you deserved it (24320)

On 10/09/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by PunctureWound - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

#13108461
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19634) - you deserved it (6284)

On 09/19/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

#13035925
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19756) - you deserved it (5520)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29239) - you deserved it (8347)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16780) - you deserved it (34924)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14421) - you deserved it (36307)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8178) - you deserved it (36985)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

#11822589
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25327) - you deserved it (7690)

On 07/12/2010 at 1:38am - animals - by LexiBoBexi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

#11123342
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (3620)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (37202)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (37202)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

#10678608
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (4956)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:33pm - misc - by Jlipka - United States

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12442) - you deserved it (26191)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

#8439216
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19699) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18484) - you deserved it (4788)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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