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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3662
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AaronGuy : If you're here because you didn't like a comment, message me, I love a good debate.
If you're here because you liked a comment, message me, I love a good praising.
If you're here because you'd like to know more about me, message me, I'll tell you about myself.
If you're here because you think I'm a horrible person who deserves no place on Earth, you might be right.
If you're here for any other reason, message me, I'm usually around from three PM til' nine PM, EST.

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AaronGuy's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (3491)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42880) - you deserved it (4489)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42880) - you deserved it (4489)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15648) - you deserved it (33296)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7436) - you deserved it (40062)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49001) - you deserved it (3996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13750) - you deserved it (20329)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

#14627617
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7568) - you deserved it (45729)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25959) - you deserved it (4750)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (11333)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21896) - you deserved it (3464)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

#13913200
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23440) - you deserved it (4736)

On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

#13688887
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35950) - you deserved it (4861)

On 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm - love - by secret - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18552) - you deserved it (23994)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

#13466865
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (2835)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia



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