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Aaron89D
  • Town/Country : Huizen, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 397
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170807) - you deserved it (52055)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (377375) - you deserved it (54134)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372824) - you deserved it (412864)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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