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Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (56602)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my dad was complaining about ow e makes so little money , so I suggested e invent someting . Te frst ting tat came to is mind was an automatic animal masturbator . fat FML

#19135287
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (3218)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes an finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24588) - you deserved it (1966)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2547)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and laundry stolen. FML

#19092499
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (3554)

On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

2day I sat in mah boss' office as he bitchd me out 4 bieng "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing mah "piss-poor attitude," he askd me wat I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I Had To Google How To Find The Area Of A Circle. I'm Working On Mah PhD In Engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I cummad homa with a friand to find mom scratching dad's butt with a fork . FML

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190 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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