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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About A_Perfect_Circle : I'm shy at first first, but if you give me a chance you will learn I'm crazy fun. I love riding four-wheelers and just walking through trails in the forest. Anything outdoors is an adventure for me. For fun i like to target practice, baseball (second baseman) ,hang out with friends, and have a good time. Music is everything for me. Alternative is my favorite genre. Some bands I listen to are; Nirvana, Sublime, Disturbed, Korn, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Bring Me The Horizon, Slayer, and so much more! My kik is "_Ulysse_" and my snapchat is "Sweet.Savage" Hmu if you would like to talk, I'm a very open minded person who won't judge you. You can come to me if you have any problems and I will always lend a helping hand ^.^

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Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML


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On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML


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On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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