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About A_Perfect_Circle : I'm shy at first first, but if you give me a chance you will learn I'm crazy fun. I love riding four-wheelers and just walking through trails in the forest. Anything outdoors is an adventure for me. For fun i like to target practice, baseball (second baseman) ,hang out with friends, and have a good time. Music is everything for me. Alternative is my favorite genre. Some bands I listen to are; Nirvana, Sublime, Disturbed, Korn, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Bring Me The Horizon, Slayer, and so much more! My kik is "_Ulysse_" and my snapchat is "Sweet.Savage" Hmu if you would like to talk, I'm a very open minded person who won't judge you. You can come to me if you have any problems and I will always lend a helping hand ^.^
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML
Friday 30 January 2015