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Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wantd to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16652) - you deserved it (48972)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, At School, I Was Trying To Pee In The Stall, But I Couldn't. I Repeatedly Pushed My Bladder. Unfortunately, I Didn't Realize A Number Of Thing. My Stall Was Open, I Made Noise From Frustration, And I Looked Lyk I Was Jacking Off. When I Gave Up, Somebody Clapped And Yelled, ( FINALLY! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (47235)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while out to lunch, sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled ( WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE? ) It was boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (47265)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by jacks_smirking_revenge (woman) - United States (California)



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