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Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16611) - you deserved it (48933)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15649) - you deserved it (47151)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19753) - you deserved it (47156)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by jacks_smirking_revenge (woman) - United States (California)



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