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AVanilla
  • Town/Country : the Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46587) - you deserved it (5832)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

#20125706
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On 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm - love - by cargaljen (woman) - United States

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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