I go to University of AUT University.
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he proceeded to cry and piss his pants. Again. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)
Today I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 11:02pm - love - by amanda_ae_erin (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm - love - by toughlove (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by MissBeEyeTeeSeeH (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia
