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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60984) - you deserved it (330379)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (39882)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16150) - you deserved it (39846)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43203) - you deserved it (6475)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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