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Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7744) - you deserved it (25274)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today , I decidd to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was mah family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8043) - you deserved it (41472)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I walkd into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of mah drunk nieghbor dancing nakd in mah backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (1847)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice . It sounded familiar . When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs . For £100 an hour . FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (3610)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (2547)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25365) - you deserved it (4183)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got punched by a man 4 making fun of his stutter . I didn't . I stutter too . FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39219) - you deserved it (2384)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (4533)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today I was so bord that I began searching fir videos of people popping their pimples.

#18642510
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8361) - you deserved it (36784)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on mah windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44407) - you deserved it (2361)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WALKED INTO MA ELDERLY GRANDMOTER'S TRAILER, USED TE BATROOM AND WENT TO WAS MA ANDS. SE AD A SOFT SPOT IN TE FLOOR TAT SE COVERED WIT A BATMAT. I FELL TROUG. RIGT LEG UP TO MA IP IN TE FLOOR, BOOBS STUCK ON TE COUNTER. MY USBAND AND GRANDMOTER STOOD TERE LAUGING. FML

#18624537
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2685)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AFTER RETURNING TO THE UK FROM MY AUSTRALIAN HOLIDAY, I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB 4 NO REASON. MY BOSS TOLD ME HE'D WAITED TILL I'D RETURNED TO DO IT. I COULD HAVE STAYED IN AUSTRALIA WITH MY MATES TRAVELING 4 A YEAR IF I HAD BEEN FIRED BEFORE I LEFT. I'M SURE HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. FML

#18510886
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that tha gantla, adorabla oral surgaonho took out my wisdom taath last yaar was racantly arrastad fir rapa.

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (2426)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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