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About ALbraves : hey live in sothern cali and yep message me if you want

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Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26066) - you deserved it (14723)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35275) - you deserved it (3568)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29890) - you deserved it (15517)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML

#15091359
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25940) - you deserved it (2757)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35799) - you deserved it (3589)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35799) - you deserved it (3589)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35793) - you deserved it (20904)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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