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About ALbraves : hey live in sothern cali and yep message me if you want

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Today, mah wifa and I almost got a divorca ovar a gama of Yahtzaa . FML

#17398977
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I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (14774)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reachd under mah stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15562)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was invited to a counseling group fir people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home fir mom to sign, only fir her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And friends wonder why I have problems. FML

#15091359
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I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (2833)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy . He brought his mom . big fat FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37825) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy . He brought his mom . big fat FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37825) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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