Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ALLDAY88 : If you see me commenting, it's usually during the week and in the morning. That's because I'm slacking hard at the workplace. Feel free to bother me.
Favorite Commenters: ALLDAY88

ALLDAY88's page activity

Visits<b>heatherma</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:40pm<b>chrissapp</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:02pm<b>tigerfish</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 9:53am<b>staxatax</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 5:47pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 12:58am<b>alicealiveordead</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 9:38am<b>jeanniebabee</b> - the 12/05/2012 at 6:33pm<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 03/06/2012 at 10:33pm<b>Tvolsfan325</b> - the 01/19/2012 at 4:23pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 01/18/2012 at 10:34am<b>drooller</b> - the 01/18/2012 at 7:57am<b>candy29</b> - the 01/14/2012 at 11:40pm<b>Jazzy_B34r</b> - the 01/14/2012 at 6:43pm<b>waxedfloss</b> - the 12/14/2011 at 1:23pm

ALLDAY88's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of ALLDAY88's badges

ALLDAY88's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44270) - you deserved it (7471)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (5664)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14766) - you deserved it (53255)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (42575)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: