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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 492
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About AKiDNamedJoHn : Not much to say haha
My teams are the mets, Knicks, and lions
I listen to Kendrick Lamar, meek mill, jay-z, kanye, pusha t, Nas, a$ap rocky, eminem, kid cudi, and a little Andre 3000
Thats pretty much it, message me if u wanna know more

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