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Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my Film class. He has an idea for a film: 'shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill'. He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm - misc - by clips (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -
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