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AKGrace

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1848
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AKGrace : My name is Sierra and I live in Wasilla, Alaska.

AKGrace's page activity

Visits<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:46pm<b>Chris2daO</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 3:40pm<b>ml_augustus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:29pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:24pm<b>eggnog5000</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 10:00am<b>plebs_everywhere</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:57am<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:34pm<b>MissMayLaw001</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 3:21pm<b>rissamarie</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 5:03pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 5:15pm<b>AnonymousKrew</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:33am<b>AKanon</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:45am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:26am<b>Delphos</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 1:51pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:59pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 2:02pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 2:37pm<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 4:45pm

Fucked!<b>jelrid</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:51am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:26pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 3:59am<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 10:54am<b>Amy_Nguyen_12</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 11:31pm

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AKGrace's favorite FMLs

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 4:44am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2011 at 11:04am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

by Dean Heffern / 02/22/2011 at 9:28am / Work

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

by moweezy9 / 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

by Whatever479 / 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Health

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

by clashgurl8449 / 02/17/2011 at 3:08am / Health

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

by YeahItsmecoolhuh / 02/17/2011 at 1:50am / United Arab Emirates / Animals

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

by fail / 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

by clips / 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

by Tori / 02/16/2011 at 2:40am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy