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AKGirlinSD
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1984 (29 years)
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About AKGirlinSD : I'm a professional photographer. I enjoy rock climbing, hiking, back-packing, road trips, and hanging out with my friends and boyfriend. I'm born and raised in Alaska and I'm grateful for that. San Diego is my home, however. I'm musically inclined; it is in my DNA. I'm incredibly ill; I have gastroparesis due to having my second stomach removed. Awesome diet plan, just kidding! I am a rare medical case, though (I rock a Groshong tunnel aka feeding tube in my chest plate), yet I try to keep a smile on my face. I have to keep pressing on or my illness will expire me. Favorites: Kinley (my dog), Joshua Tree, riding motorcycles, snow machining, working on classic muscle cars with my dad, Unwritten Law, sunsets, and cooking (even though I don't eat often, I love cooking for my friends and family). Our son was born on 4/4, over 6 weeks early, because I started to have a stroke. Luckily, he got out of NICU after 12 days, not 2 1/2 months such as we were told. This little guy is amazing!

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Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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