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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1851
  • Number of comments : 792
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AKGirlinSD : I'm born and raised in Alaska and I'm grateful for that. San Diego is my home, however. I'm musically inclined; it is in my DNA. I'm incredibly ill; I have gastroparesis due to having my second stomach removed. Awesome diet plan, just kidding! I am a rare medical case, yet, I try to keep a smile on my face. I have to keep pressing on or my illness will expire me. Favorites: David (my son), Kinley (my dog), Joshua Tree, riding motorcycles, snow machining, working on classic muscle cars with my dad, Unwritten Law, sunsets, and cooking (even though I don't eat, I love cooking for my friends and family). David was born on 4/4, over 6 weeks early, because I started to have a stroke. Luckily, he got out of NICU after 12 days, not 2 1/2 months such as we were told. This little guy is amazing! On 6/12/13, I had a Subtotal Gastrectomy with a Roux-en-y Reconstruction and placement of a Jejunostomy Tube. It's too much to explain but my body isn't taking this new set up and we can't reverse this.

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Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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