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About AKGirlinSD : I'm born and raised in Alaska and I'm grateful for that. San Diego is my home, however. I'm musically inclined; it is in my DNA. I'm incredibly ill; I have gastroparesis due to having my second stomach removed. Awesome diet plan, just kidding! I am a rare medical case, yet, I try to keep a smile on my face. I have to keep pressing on or my illness will expire me. Favorites: David (my son), Kinley (my dog), Joshua Tree, riding motorcycles, snow machining, working on classic muscle cars with my dad, Unwritten Law, sunsets, and cooking (even though I don't eat, I love cooking for my friends and family). David was born on 4/4, over 6 weeks early, because I started to have a stroke. Luckily, he got out of NICU after 12 days, not 2 1/2 months such as we were told. This little guy is amazing! On 6/12/13, I had a Subtotal Gastrectomy with a Roux-en-y Reconstruction and placement of a Jejunostomy Tube. It's too much to explain but my body isn't taking this new set up and we can't reverse this.
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