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AK2559
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8845) - you deserved it (31193)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19111) - you deserved it (1841)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
152 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
190 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
346 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

#1489175
150 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Em (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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