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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3225
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AJG390 : My name is Andi. I'm taking prerequisites to go to Moorpark College for the Exotic Animal Training and Management Program to be a zoo keeper. I love boots :D. I have about six pairs of them and I wear them no matter what the weather. Wanna know more, then message me ツ

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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
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I agree, your life sucks (33612) - you deserved it (9956)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56074) - you deserved it (4493)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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