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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AITOUKA : I'm just me.

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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14234) - you deserved it (38687)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (2802)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (2591)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
271 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41915) - you deserved it (6906)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

#5735041
209 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 2:41am - love - by oliviakelly25 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

#4995727
93 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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142 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the senior thesis I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

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143 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)



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