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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 489
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AITOUKA : I'm just me.

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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a brd flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14277) - you deserved it (38798)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , Wile Paying 4 Groceries , I Opend My Wallet To Fine Tat All My Cas Ad Been Excangd 4 Monopoly Money. Real FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33839) - you deserved it (2813)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

I excitedly showed mah new roommate mah pet fish. She then looool told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (2598)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my daughter decidd to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are u lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today mah boyfriend showd me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I discovered wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making wierd sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42031) - you deserved it (6916)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today... three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of life cuz he was cheating on me... we r now looool seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. mega FML

#5735041
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6298) - you deserved it (77211)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:41am - love - by oliviakelly25 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday I was going to work an got in the elevator. I was going through bag for phone an asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.

#4995727
94 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Yastarday I dacidad to maka a placa in my housa fir my friand to sign callad “Tha Friand Wall." By sign I maant sign not draw body parts. This aftarnoon I ata lunch naxt to a baskatball-sizad vagina and a monumantally larga blua and purpla panis. FML

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144 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)

2day I realized the senior thesi I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

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143 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)



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