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by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 7:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by blah / 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by anonymous / 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
by oliviakelly25 / 10/09/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
by elevatorjerk / 09/02/2009 at 9:01am / United States / Work
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
by rbates / 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by fuckspellcheck / 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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