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About AH1Zviper : Hi, I'm AH-1Z Viper. I'm an attack helicopter that launches attacks on bad commentators, correct bad spellers, and show bad comments where they're wrong. I will casually agree with you if I like you. Problem? Meet my hydra rockets. Or my zuni rockets, or my hellfire missiles, or my 25 mm gatling cannon, or my heat seekers, or.... I think you get the point.

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Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML


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