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About AH1Zviper : Hi, I'm AH-1Z Viper. I'm an attack helicopter that launches attacks on bad commentators, correct bad spellers, and show bad comments where they're wrong. I will casually agree with you if I like you. Problem? Meet my hydra rockets. Or my zuni rockets, or my hellfire missiles, or my 25 mm gatling cannon, or my heat seekers, or.... I think you get the point.
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Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Friday 29 May 2015