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About AH1Zviper : Hi, I'm AH-1Z Viper. I'm an attack helicopter that launches attacks on bad commentators, correct bad spellers, and show bad comments where they're wrong. I will casually agree with you if I like you. Problem? Meet my hydra rockets. Or my zuni rockets, or my hellfire missiles, or my 25 mm gatling cannon, or my heat seekers, or.... I think you get the point.

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Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40498) - you deserved it (6506)

On 11/06/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Anonymou$ (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (7631)

On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28602) - you deserved it (24014)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49008) - you deserved it (4330)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

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