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AFewScrewsLoose
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 639
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AFewScrewsLoose : Im Olivia,
I'm 14,
Andddddd..
I hate writing descriptions. ¬.¬'

Honestly, I never know what to write. Hmm..

I like lots and lots and lots of music, although im not very talented in that section - its just fun to headbang. :D

I'd choose a really good book over Zack and Cody anyday.

And I love reading FML comments, theyre so funny. MUCH better than half the FMLS on here! :D

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Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56331) - you deserved it (14568)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

#4877720
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28306) - you deserved it (7613)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

#4865641
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (24969)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - love - by fmynote (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

#4858444
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (3767)

On 08/27/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!". I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a midget, she was standing up. FML

#4838689
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32167) - you deserved it (12763)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20159) - you deserved it (51278)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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