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Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 3:37am - misc - by OPhere (man) - United States (California)
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by happybirthday - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 9:08am - misc - by ExplosiveDildo (woman) - Afghanistan
Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)
Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 17 June 2013
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