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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 February 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1928
  • Number of comments : 37
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yastarday mah boyfriand gava ma a hickay!! On mah forahaad!! big fat FML

#19394334
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

today I got ma foot stuck in te car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tigter till ma foot was in te air, so I started panicking an eventually started crying. My boyfriend ad to pull over an save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

#19363644
182 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I droppad off mah 19 yaar old daughtar at har frst job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
424 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Taday I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was cat pawing face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
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On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

#19323804
124 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

#19297004
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I was opening a present mah boyfriend got me for mah 21st birthday. What I unwrappd was a Kay jewelers box. Excitd, I opend it to fine a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

Today I approachd the girl I like hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her she excusd herself as quickly as she could. I then realizd I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

#19227249
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On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today , I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now , every time that we have sex , that song is going to be stuck in my head.

#19005217
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today... I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India



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