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A713's favorite FMLs
Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party. But when I went in, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
by yper / 10/27/2009 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Work
by oralMistake / 10/26/2009 at 2:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Roida / 10/26/2009 at 6:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
by Kalaina / 10/25/2009 at 12:36am / Love
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2009 at 10:58am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by ihatemylife / 10/23/2009 at 11:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son's teacher told me that I should take my son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removed a peanut that's apparently been lodged in his nose for months. FML
by CarolinaD / 10/23/2009 at 10:06am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Lovelysister / 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by wtfrelationship / 10/21/2009 at 12:07am / Singapore / Love
by Anonymous / 10/19/2009 at 3:10am / Indonesia (Jawa Timur) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
by worldsbestjobgonebad / 10/19/2009 at 2:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by userrrrr / 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
by Sbfreak510 / 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm / Miscellaneous