About A713 : INTP. Native French speaker. In short, I like winter, hockey, coffee, History, music of a couple of genres, crime novels, LOTR, HP, DW, languages and animals.
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Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
by oldandmarriedapparently / 03/02/2010 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anon / 02/27/2010 at 11:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 12:48am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML
by brit / 02/11/2010 at 12:13am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by SickSmick / 02/09/2010 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
by boner / 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
by wilsmith / 02/01/2010 at 7:36am / China (Beijing) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 12:25am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
by LadyLump / 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my drivers license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
by haus / 01/19/2010 at 2:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by riptoofie / 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals
- Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…