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Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (6398)

On 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm - health - by fatty milkshakes - United States

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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