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Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (3891)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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