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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (49140)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat my son as been trying to save enoug of is earwax to make a candle. FML

#21208907
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40802) - you deserved it (5272)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

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On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
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On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
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On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

MY FAMILY AND I WERE ON A ROAD TRIP. EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL WE DISCOVERD THAT MY DAD, THE DRIVER, WAS NOT ONLY FAST ASLEEP, HE WAS ALSO SNORING. WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. FML

#21170877
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On 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm - misc - by NextTimeMom'sDriving (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, despite years of paranoid cecking, I forgot to ceck towel fir spiders after sower. Two crawld onto me, an I'm pretty sure tere's one somewere in air. FML

#21161379
120 comments

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On 06/03/2014 at 4:56am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

#21149457
129 comments

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On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grandmother told me that since mah dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

#21143150
100 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by 2ndgenoration (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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