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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 888
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 8sq : Heyo!
I edited that picture from scratch!
I'm currently stuck in Minneapolis,
Serious things about me:
I'm 100% German.
I'm 15.
I hate it when I try to get thumbs up saying something nice, and I usually get thumbs down.

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Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML


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