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89jessica
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 89jessica : I'm an artist, with a flair for anything a little insane and I am never afraid to be myself! Proud gamer and cosplayer.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (3474)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (6132)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (6132)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22957) - you deserved it (8315)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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