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80sgurl
  • Town/Country : None of your business..., USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 80sgurl : Hey, my name is Nicole, and since your on my profile here's a little about me!

I love love loveeeee my husband, an wouldn't trade him for anyone!

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Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (14179)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68731) - you deserved it (3076)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (5779)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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147 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (1505)

On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States



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