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About 4toestatue : ...not much just an average leecher who sucks on people's misery ;)

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Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11773) - you deserved it (51404)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today... I was at my boyfriend's house... when I needed the loo. The door was ajar... so I walked into his bathroom... sat down... an started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (9112)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I was telling mah sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get askd at work. She lookd at me an said ( I give u five years until u turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch. ) My mom agred. FML

#9031003
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19164) - you deserved it (3881)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23368) - you deserved it (7556)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing mah boobs together 4 mah boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on mah mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (6533)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today I ad just finisad riding my bika wan I ran into ta girl I am sacratly in lova wit!! Wila I walkad ovar to ar I got an araction troug my spandax biking sorts!! FML

#8730305
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22159) - you deserved it (9793)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday.. . I Saw Boobs.. . In Person.. . 4 Te First Time . Too Bad Tey Were Ma Mom's And I'm 27 . FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (7635)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from ( Anonymous ).

#8167540
153 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ung out wit my boyfriend 4 te frst time in two weeks !! We were cuddling on te coucen e suddenly stands up !! I tougt e was going to ug me, but ten e turned around, pinned my soulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face !! FML

#8079585
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (5178)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today... I recieved multiple pone calls asking ow muc my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never ad a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out te guy I prank pone called te oter day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist wit an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
180 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML

#8069688
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (23868)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today..!! I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend..!! since mah parents r going out of town!! 1 person has confrmd!! My mom!! mega FML

#8052181
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8570) - you deserved it (33057)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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