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4R0X1Gep
  • Town/Country : Nellis AFB, NV, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 4R0X1Gep : I am 21, and an x-ray technologist for the US Air Force. I love music! I have been playing bass for the last 7 years. Aside from that, my hobbies are rock climbing, and painting. If you want to know more, send me a message!

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Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17161) - you deserved it (2311)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

#8968601
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23059) - you deserved it (3447)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31355) - you deserved it (2019)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25983) - you deserved it (7363)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24577) - you deserved it (2969)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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