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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3215
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 4Legend : I like to read FMLs off my iPhone when i'm bored as Furk, so dont expect me to reply or cuss out on you on the internet. I make a lot of random references, and have a sarcastic sense of humour. I'm very sorry if my grammer isn't up to your standards, but I'm only human.

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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (7073)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (7073)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
75 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
75 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States



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