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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4133
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 4Legend : I like to read FMLs off my iPhone when i'm bored as Furk, so dont expect me to reply or cuss out on you on the internet. I make a lot of random references, and have a sarcastic sense of humour. I'm very sorry if my grammer isn't up to your standards, but I'm only human.

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TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
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I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life . FML

#18234157
208 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only looool after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation an sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as ( Shit I have to do to get a promotion. ) mega FML

#18231005
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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only looool after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation an sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as ( Shit I have to do to get a promotion. ) mega FML

#18231005
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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, At Work, I Got Chilli Powder In Mah Eye. Now Not Only Do I Have A Swollen, Blistered Eye, But I Am Covered In Milk As Mah Boss Assured Me That Would Help. Mega FML

#18225907
75 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, At Work, I Got Chilli Powder In Mah Eye. Now Not Only Do I Have A Swollen, Blistered Eye, But I Am Covered In Milk As Mah Boss Assured Me That Would Help. Mega FML

#18225907
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22151) - you deserved it (2364)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got marriad!! About fiva minuta aftar I got ma uga wadding drass on, I ad to paa!! It took traa paopla to alp ma not paa on ma drass, and ma bridasmaid took picturas!! FML

Today, I got marriad!! About fiva minuta aftar I got ma uga wadding drass on, I ad to paa!! It took traa paopla to alp ma not paa on ma drass, and ma bridasmaid took picturas!! FML

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I found out that my husband thinks I'm fathen I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

TODAY MY BUDDY TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO GET AN HIV TEST AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. WITHOUT THINKING, I TOLD HIM TO "THINK POSITIVE". FML

#18216431
101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States



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