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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4132
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 4Legend : I like to read FMLs off my iPhone when i'm bored as Furk, so dont expect me to reply or cuss out on you on the internet. I make a lot of random references, and have a sarcastic sense of humour. I'm very sorry if my grammer isn't up to your standards, but I'm only human.

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Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
144 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24976) - you deserved it (6943)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I lerend how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
88 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9205) - you deserved it (33293)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today... I was nakd... still deciding what to wear... when the doorbell rang. I grabbd the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answerd the door... it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking... I turnd around to grab my purse.

#18259551
157 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by cat. I found a small round thing nereby. With no ideahat it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. mega FML

#18254256
138 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so backbone left town an I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighborho stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer . She refused to tell ushat she'd done with the cat looool . I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids r crying 4 their pet . He's probably in pieces in her freezer . FML

#18249265
236 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighborho stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer . She refused to tell ushat she'd done with the cat looool . I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids r crying 4 their pet . He's probably in pieces in her freezer . FML

#18249265
236 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three yeres I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

#18247557
101 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31901) - you deserved it (4254)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

TODAY, LIKE EVERY DAY, I USED MY PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP. AS I REACHED FOR SOME TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MYSELF, MY SISTER POUNDED ON THE DOOR FOR ME TO HURRY UP. I YELLED "FINE," AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT, WIPED MYSELF WITH MY PHONE. FML

#18239656
301 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, the guy I've recently startd seieng confidd that he's relievd I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing 4 watching chubby women eat. I just reachd my ideal wieght after losing 40 pounds. FML

#18238622
105 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by notfatanymore (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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